Posted by: dinainsuburbia | November 22, 2008

Twilight- worst movie ever…

Yeah- so…. I really think Twilight was the worst movie ever.  Or, at least, the worst movie I’ve seen in recent memory (not that I get to see that many movies these days).

How disappointing.  After absolutely LOVING the 2 1/2 books I’ve read (I’m half-way through Eclipse) I thought that the movie would at least be “ok”.  I found myself laughing through scenes that were not supposed to be funny. 

The meadow scene, specifically, had me stomping my feet in hysterics.  I think I actually might have snorted once or twice (causing snickers in the rows in front of me).

To be fair, I don’t think ANYONE can act the level of magnetism between Edward and Bella that’s written in the book- because, in my view, it just doesn’t exist.  With no reference point in real life, how are actors (especially super young teenage actors) supposed to act it out?

If anything- I had a fun night out… pre-Twilight beer, and a post-Twilight dinner.. and much needed kid-free time!

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  1. I dont agree..Twilight rocks! I watch twilight movie last night and it was awesome.

    • Twilight was terrible!
      I mean, the books were beyond fabulous, but the movie was terrible!why:
      1 neither kristen nor Robert are good actors.
      2 Robert pattison is ugly. Without the makeup on, he’s cute. As Edward GROSS!
      2 bella pouts the whole movie and acts surprised, ride, and snobby.
      3 funny in all the wrong places
      5 the cullens house looked like a tin shack
      4 seriously guys, if you think this movie was even somewhat good please watch it again. I know that the books were great and no movies going to ever be that good but really.

  2. haha, you speak the truth….this is exactly how I felt after seeing the midnight showing! I loved the books and, it’s true that it would be hard for any actors to act out the magnetism between Bella and Edward, but this movie was just ridiculous over dramatic in some parts. I felt like most actors were okay, but, honeslty, Kristen Stewart disappointed me a lot. She took everything SO seriously, was there one scene in which she didn’t make everyone involved (as well as yourself) feel amazingly awkward? haha, it was hilarious. I thought Robert Pattinson did a great job, but the director was a bit cracked up in my opinion. She just made everything seem really fake, but it also made things quite enjoyable, aka, laughing in my seat the entire time! haha. Ah, wow. Have got to love it.

  3. I agree. It was terrible. Hopefully they’ll do better next time.

  4. I agree completely, but I more upset than anything. Like I understand that what happens between Bella and Edward will never be able to be acted out, but they could have at least TRIED. I wasn’t expecting the greatest movie, but I didn’t like ANYTHING the director did, except for maybe the Italian comment by Emmett and Charlie with his shotgun… but apart from that, everything was very disappointing… 😦 Everything was just so… unnatural… 😦 So ya, as it pains me as a die-hard Twilight fan to say, this was the worst movie I have ever seen…

  5. i didn’t like pattinson he was overacting sia sa ibang part…. kristen is ok though,”bella” isn’t in her (bella is the epitome of self sacrifice, not really caring if Edward kills her in the end) and it really doesn’t show the depth of emotions between Bella and Edward.
    i know it’s low budget, but they surely could’ve done the screenplay a lot better. I mean, i’d expected some parts to be cut, skimming on info (carlisle and their vegetarian diet) but they’ve also inserted scenes that are unnecessary anyway.
    I really wished they made sure that pattinson showed no stubble, and that nikki (so disappointed with this- magnificent and statuesque, she is not) showed no dark roots — vampires are supposedly frozen in their perfect state…
    oh well…now i’m back to the books (3rd or fourth– don’t care :)…
    i’m sticking to my earlier choices for the cast in my mind: Edward: Tom Sturridge or Gaspard Ulliel for starters…

    • I agree with your choice of actors. They are just more Edward than Robert pattison

  6. THIS MOVIE——-> WAS TRASH . i was laughing the whole time through..bella was blinkin and breathin crazy hard for nothing .. vampire dude was the cliche mysterious guy wit the hair all he need was his own theme song.. the effects looked like they were done by a 5 year old..the meadow scene .. nuf said.

    they failed makin this movie BIG TIME .

  7. I LOVED THAT MOVIE IT WAS THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I HAVE SEEN ALMOST EVER MOVIE THERE IS

    and edward cullon is so hot
    how can u guys say that it was trash like come on

  8. hmm twilight a fake vampire in love with a girl they have sex end of story so stupid twilight is very stupid what happened to the good vampire movie and actors such as christopher now all i see is a vampire making out vampires supposed to drink people’s blood not go have sex with them i don’t care what you have to say i watch the movie i stop in one second cause it was stupid if i wan’t to see vampire’s having sex or making out i watch porn not watch a movie the book was bullshit girl find guy they are vampire they make out they have sex rinse and repeat twilight is the worst movie ever made in tne entire universe don’t buy it don’t rent it don’t even go on youtube it sucks

  9. Twilight was the best movie ever idk what the heck you guys are talking about when you say it was trash!!! You guys are dillusional watch the movie againg its great!! Edward’s hot!! Bella was a good actress they all played their parts perfectly…end of story!!!

  10. wow all you people who say “oh my god twilight was the best movie ever and bella and that vampire guy are so hot i’m gonna watch it again 7 times and tell every one” well you are all just danm fools who should die and go to hell because i mean come on this was the worst movie ever with the worst actors plus the main characters were so fucking ugly,the story line was pointless , any way i guess i understand girls loving it but what i dont understand is why guys would like this , like one day i was talking to a friend and we said twilight was gay and some guy comes and says” what whats wrong with you that movies was the best ever you two are fucking idiotes” so if your a guy who likes twilight then your gayer than life.

  11. Watched it last night. What a movie! Piece of sh…!!! Is it suppouse to be scary? Is is a drama? Whatever – another teenagers crap movie. And now new one is comming out – forget about it 🙂

  12. Really it was horrible ive read the books and the movie was just a joke bella is a terrible actor, she has the same dull look on her face the entire damned movie she has a boring mono tone voice which made listening to it even harder. As for edward, robert was okay in the harry potter movie buti dont know how well he can protray a vampire and just for the record real vampires dont glitter they rip shit apart and have a good ol time not mope around about some girl i hate twilight

  13. Really it was horrible ive read the books and the movie was just a joke bella is a terrible actor, she has the same dull look on her face the entire damned movie she has a boring mono tone voice which made listening to it even harder. As for edward, robert was okay in the harry potter movie buti dont know how well he can portray a vampire and just for the record real vampires dont glitter they rip shit apart and have a good ol time not mope around about some girl i hate twilight

  14. horrible unintelligent worst most predictable movie ever. I made it through an hour and had to stop. Horrible acting, horrible story (i never read the book) just all around horrible over cliched movie. Im mad I even chose to attempt to watch this movie instead of setting myself on fire.

  15. I was actually embarrassed to be in the movie house!! I was so excited to watch it … liked the books… had high hopes… but PLEASE!! I was alternating between cringing and laughing inappropriately at the “serious” scenes. Unless you are a horny teenage girl with low standards, this movie is NOT for you!!
    Kristen Stewart’s only pose is that of awkwardness and (presumbly) constipation. She has the range of a wooden plank …. in a coma.
    The movie is an homage to teenage angst and bad acting! Halfway through I tried to commit suicide by hacking the corner of my popcorn box against my wrists. When that didnt work I stabbed at my eyeballs with the straw from my jumbo coke, which served only to dislodge my contact lenses. With this new perspective, I gained an understanding of the vision of the director / producer – blurred, unfocussed and bleedy from me eyeballs!! I left 2 minutes before the end and pretended I was leaving the movie next door.


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